I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.
Amen.
I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.
or my fake fbi badge
Or my pocket magnifying glass
or my wand
or my psychic paper
Or my precious
I lost it at my precious
so did smeageol
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what if you woke up one day and you were hot
idk i’d probably open the window or something
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yyyy….HAHAHHAHAHAH ;3
i would watch this everyday.
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
someone please do stock market/economic stats with tony. plsssss someone pls
And here’s Tony Stark ready to give us the scoop on today’s stocks! So Tony, what was your reaction to Stark Industry’s major loss this morning?
Oh. That bad, huh? Thank you for your dutiful report!
(via savage-saganu)
Jean, you’re doing it wrong, you fucking sloppy drunk bitch.
(Source: yesthatsmynaturalcolour, via findchaos)
Nick Fury’s Flashback
That’s how he lost his eye
True story O.O
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